These are not chips.
They are crisps.
These are chips.
That is all.
we don’t care
#DON’T TELL ME WHAT MY FOOD IS
THIS IS A VEGETABLE
BECAUSE WE LIVE IN AMERICA
These are chips
and these are chips too
That is all.
who the fuck cares about chips and fries and vegetables when you can have bagged milk
you win this round, canada.
Dying.
Dead.
OMFG
why are you talking to yourself?
(Source: onelifelefttolivetoforgive, via dreaming-of-wonderland)
- Getting a 70 on something in any other class: aw man dang this sucks I'll have to study more this is an awful grade
- Getting a 70 on something in math: praise the lord hallelujah there is a God the heavens have opened it's a miracle.
shall i compare thee to a summer’s day
thou art sweaty and warm and disgusting please go away
(via youonlybeyonce)
Sometimes I feel okay and then I’m like wow that was a really nice 45 seconds
(via youonlybeyonce)
first date topics of conversation
- how are your kidneys?
- are they in good shape?
- do you have too much sodium in your diet?
- do you have enough sodium in your diet?
- would it be possible to get a urine sample?
- where are you going?
(via youonlybeyonce)
(Source: temporaryinsanityxoxo, via youonlybeyonce)
people who go “lol im so ocd” when they don’t actually have obsessive compulsive disorder
go stick your head in a pig
(Source: obsessivecompulsiveotter)
A brilliantly made short film about OCD that I found intriguing
For the love of Tumblr, trigger warning please, kthanks. But interesting.
(Source: allbendersarewelcome)
